Thursday, 29 November 2012

On Being an (Eternally) Broke Student

I have adjusted to college life, and by that I mean I have stopped going into overdraft, not that I do my essays in a timely manner or anything. I figure I might as well get used to being broke seeing as I'm studying World Religions & Theology/Film Studies, so even without the whole recession buzzkill my career prospects are quite laughable. (I'll make religions? I'll write film reviews? I'll direct Scientology indoctrination videos?) However, I still regularly Google "how to still have fun when you have five euros for three weeks" at 2am and find nothing useful ("make a budget", budgeting materials COST MONEY), so here are my philosophies and tips on being broke:
  1. Don't be afraid to joke about being broke. It might make some people uncomfortable, but that's half the fun, and I refuse to feel ashamed about the fact I live off student grants, so I joke about it. Walking up to ATMs with your fingers crossed will just make you seem QUIRKY.
  2. Use being broke strategically. Example: people try to get you to sign up to charities to help drowning dolphins, shout at them that you're in overdraft already. Avoid awkward social events by not being able to afford them. Etc etc.
  3. (a) My friends love how I am constantly clued in to any and all free things/sales/discounts going on. My Internet addiction is to blame. Like all your favourite clubs/restaurants/shops on Facebook or Twitter or whatever social network you favour and you will learn of all their wonderful offers. (b) Google "free stuff", "free events" etc for your area. You'll find a load of boring stuff but you'll also find gems such as First Thursdays (ALL of the free wine. And culture, but mostly wine.)
  4. Volunteer, but volunteer wisely. I made the mistake of signing onto a load of things I didn't really want to do for "experience" or to be "a good person". Now I just volunteer for theatre festivals and the like to get experience in something I actually enjoy, as well as possible free tickets.  Music festivals seem like an obvious choice, but be warned, you will WORK for your free pass, and it's highly likely you'll miss an act you love because your shift for picking up rubbish is on.
  5. Have some balls. Ask for discounts, send back food you're not satisfied with, ask if you can work for free in exchange for some clothes at your favourite vintage shop, basically just take chances.
  6. Watch Don't Trust the B in Apartment 23. Just do it. 
  7. Become a leader. I tend to organise things to do with my friends to make sure I can afford it. Such as going to a gallery opening (free wine), to a club that's free in before 11, near a friend's house we (I) can crash in.
  8. Have rich friends. They will buy you alcoholic beverages.
  9. Have poor friends. They will buy reduced-to-clear cookies with you.
  10. Packed lunch. Get over your fantasies of having sophisticated lunches with your charming friends.
  11. Hip flasks are your new friend. You can't afford to buy drinks in clubs.
  12. See what financial assistance you're entitled to. I'm typing this on a laptop my college paid for.
  13. Speaking of laptops, the Internet is another great friend. Skype, Spotify, Netflix free trials, online concert streaming, Google Books, all of these will make you feel less poor.
  14. Don't let money hold you back, that's the most important thing. I can't afford to travel this summer, so I'm applying for every job abroad I have a hope of getting. I guarantee you can find a way to do pretty much anything, even if it's in a roundabout way.
  15. Hugs, kisses, chats, walking down a street with Christmas lights at night: they're all free. To be cheesy.
  16. Get a travel mug that looks like a coffee cup. You get the glamour of looking like a busy young professional, and your caffeine fix, even if it's instant black coffee.

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